stelladog’s blog

Jay brought me to Pawtrero today.   Things were going so well too.  Heck, I thought that after a month of rolling in the grass at the park, I had finally convinced him how nice the outdoors smells.  He doesn't get outside enough.  I thought I was doing him some good.

But no.  Today it was some Oatmeal and Orange peel gooey crap in that big metal tub.  Then he had the nerve to turn that massive air thingy on me.  Last time he tried that, I was able to get away but this time, he had a towel wrapped around my belly so I couldn't go anywhere.   That thing is noisy.  It inhumane...

Well, the good news is that I got a jerkified pig heart out of the deal.  Mmmmmm MMMM.   Plus, I'm very, very white and the humans seem to pet me a lot more...

Pig hearts and petting.  I guess it isn't so bad...  

How cute were you as a baby/child? Let's see those baby pics!

This is as close as I can find given my limited means and lack of opposable thumbs:

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I don't know how old I am in this picture because I don't actually know exactly how old I am.  Somewhere around three, I think, which would make me about one in this picture.  It's hard to keep track these days.   Maybe my mama has more of when I has less dog and more fluff. Mama Lu?